The Journal of Integrity

I’ve quit Cian’s band and I’m starting my own up.

Auditions will be soon. I’m looking for people with talent that I can latch onto for success.

I want to use this. I’ll be rich!

And to make him feel loved I’ve changed the site to make him feel more at home.

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You might not realise it based on this video, but the members of this band kick massive ass when they play together as God Fires Man. Their new single ‘Happy Unhappy’ is just about perfect. Here they are as their alter egos in Gay for Johnny Depp; this song is called ‘Belief in God is so Adorable’.

This is insanely catchy and the video is kind of funny, but it also kind of sounds like a paedophile anthem. What do you think, dear readers?

He was great with the Murderdolls, and he’s still great with his eponymous band. I can’t understand why more people don’t like him. Sure, the whole goth thing isn’t for everyone, but his lyrics are generally quite funny and his bands churn out loads of genuinely good, catchy songs like this one, which is called ‘I Walked With A Zombie’.

Cibo Matto – ‘Sugar Water’.

An thus begins “RETROOF”, Shane’s Annual Awesome Retro Space Off Week. A contest of dastardly ingenuity, horrific integrity and brazen negligence for science. For one week I am posting all-retro baby-doll and I hope you’ll join me in a tyrade of vindictive, self-righteousness in an Apocolypse of cult referencing. I want to see your original(yet nostalgic) photoshops, comics, songs and vegetable effigies!

There’ll be a prize for my favourite.