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Hillary; before the fall.

It is universally acknowledged by those of us who would have people reject the inherent irrationality of religion, that mere dogmatic atheism would provide an entirely unacceptable alternative. It is a simple point to note that people can and do hold beliefs without having sufficient evidence for those beliefs, and that these beliefs are by no means confined to those which would be rejected upon careful examination and the application of critical thinking. The child who believes, for example, that slavery is wrong for the sole reason that his father tells him so is as justified in his belief as the child who believes the opposite for the same reason. It is only when critical thinking is applied, that we can hope to distinguish between these two judgments.

There are a myriad of circumstances we can imagine under which someone might come to hold an unjustified belief of any sort. It would seem to be a question of luck whether such people happen to acquire beliefs which are (upon examination of the evidence) actually justified.

While those who fall on the other side of the fence are more easily identifiable for obvious reasons, we cannot afford to neglect to encourage critical thinking amongst those we might consider safely ensconced within our own ideological camps. While such people will at the very least be more likely to vote for the better candidate, or endorse the better policies, they will be ill-equipped to engage in persuasive argument with those who oppose them, and, as will be seen from what follows, can go so far as to warrant embarrassment if not outright hostility from their more enlightened peers. If this language strikes you as elitist, consider that the fundamental point of this post is to call for nothing more than honest and open engagement of all issues, without resorting to blind dogmatism and downright wilful ignorance.

I present for your consideration, the denizens of http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/ . A quick glance through the depressingly large volume of topics on the forum will reveal a coterie of sycophantic disciples whose bitterness is exceeded only by their astounding capacity for denial.

“I have made it very clear that I am supporting Senator Obama and we’re working cooperatively on a lot of different matters, but I think that delegates can decide to do this on their own. They don’t need permission. They can decide under the rules of the DNC, and so I think it would be better if we had a plan that actually we put in place and everybody knew what it was and then we executed it because I just think that would go more smoothly,”

Let’s begin with a relatively objective account of the situation. Both Senators Obama and Clinton were campaigning to win the nomination of the same political party. During the primary season under extensive media scrutiny and after more than twenty debates, the consensus was that both candidates shared extremely similar policy positions, with few exceptions. Obama, having wrapped up the Democratic nomination long before his achievement was acknowledged by Clinton (an achievement which still is not acknowledged by a majority on www.hillaryclintonforum.net but more on this later) now faces the Republican Party’s John McCain, a man who unsurprisingly advocates many policies which are anathema to the majority of Democratic voters. These are the facts.

If we gaze through the distorted lens of a small but statistically significant proportion of Hillary Clinton supporters as exemplified by those on the above forum, we arrive at a very different account of reality. A reality where it is acceptable for a woman to vote for Hillary for her sex, but not for a black person to vote for Obama because of his race. A reality where a commentator’s use of the phrase “tit for tat” equates to sexist language (seriously) and where racist anti-Obama graffiti is attributed to Obama supporters attempting to tarnish Clinton’s image, to cite but a few examples. A reality where Hillary’s “suspending her campaign” (language used by all of the contenders for nomination, including John Edwards) is taken as code for some sort of uprising at the Democratic Convention at the end of this month. Clinton herself has recently stoked these absurd notions by refusing to rule out having her name included on a ballot at the convention. Somehow, such a publicly divisive gesture is to help “party unity”, the current mantra of DNC bigwigs. The problem, however, is that the targets of such attempts at unity now proudly proclaim the acronym PUMA, or “Party Unity My Ass”, a fitting epitaph for their self-destructive mentality…

This is the logical conclusion of illogical practises. This faction of Clinton loyalists (which we must bear in mind are not by all accounts a fringe minority) intend either not to vote, or in many cases to support McCain in the general election. We might call this the ultimate act of taking one’s ball and going home, as it were. Despite the fact that, for example, McCain is a strong opponent of abortion rights (in contrast to the vast majority of Clinton supporters), these men and women are willing to endure a minimum of four years of policies they by and large oppose, for the simple fact that they feel (“feel” being the operative word here) that their candidate has been unfairly treated by the media and by her Democratic opponent.

If such people should provide the so-called “Nader-factor” of the 2008 election, in drawing enough votes away from Obama to cost him the election, a successful Clinton campaign for the oval Office in 2012 is by no means guaranteed, but there is at least one thing we can say for certain: Come the fifth of November 2008 those at www.hillaryclintonforum.net will have elected exactly the president they deserve.

Clinton prepares for a Pagan sex romp by donning ritualistic clothes she will wear while aborting foetuses in their second trimester.

A panellist on The View once said of a particulary dreadful book he had read, ‘it was the worst book I’ve ever read or tried to read. I hate her and I hate her book’. However he was paid money to read it. I on the other hand had to pay to see the Happening, the most appalling piece of tripe I have ever witnessed.

It is difficult to convey the enormity this movie’s fail. Epic, needless to say, but Epic in the same way that the universe is big or Cian is rich. Not epic like a poem. perhaps stupendous. Let’s try it on for size; The Happening: Stupendous Fail.

What was M Night Shyamalan thinking? (I’m not going to bother checking if that was spelt right because I loathe the man now). What, for that matter, was anyone who got involved in this film in the slightest way from the producer to the caterer thinking. Certainly if I had been a producer watching this turdid, boom-mike-filled abortion in the dailys room I would have withdrawn my money and used it to finance a smear campaign against it. If I had been the caterer I would have poisoned the cast.

To address the salient points of the film, the script, acting, direction and so forth, is too close to admitting that it is a film rather than an unpleasant collection of sound and images designed (I believe) to make people who watch it angry and nauseous. Suffice to say, everything about it from Shamalalan’s smug script to Wahlberg’s confused protagonist reeked of lazy, self-satisfying, unimaginitive crap.

Usually at this point in scathing reviews the reviewer says something good about the work. Trust me. There was nothing good about the work. Do not go see it. It was the plants. There. I’ve ruined the movie for you. Don’t waste your money. When it is released on DvD, steal (do not buy) it and throw it off a cliff.

I have witnessed a promising director commit wilfull career suicide and my two main regrets were

A that it was career suicide and

B that he made this film first.

I thought yesterday’s post was as good as cinema gets but it looks like I’m mistaken for I have stumbled upon the holy grail of all movies. I came unprepared for this feast of visual divinity and was humbled as my trembling lips gasped at the pulchritudious vision set before me. Never before have I felt so still, so calm yet so energised knowing then how infinitesimally small I am in the great ocean of the cosmos I am and yet how singularly blessed I am to have witnessed such sensitive beauty. I have knelt before the high alter of art and wept openly as I bore witness to this distilled, pure inspiration.

I beg you, watch Bikini Bloodbath now!

Japanese monster movie clut xenophobia vs culture

A terrifying struggle engulfs our fair city, a battle of monstrous proportions!

In the blue corner, standing at just over 4 stories tall, its Culture-tron! This young challenger is a result of a devestating culture explosion located near Cork Opera House. Fan’s of Culture-tron will be hoping to see his signature moves “Spiegeltent!‘, the “Marquee” and the all new “Robodoc“, a move learned from his mighty Amsterdam counterpart.

In the very very red corner, standing at 6 stories tall and Cork’s reigning champion is Xenophobosaur! A hulking mass of glorious claustrophobia, this creature is a composite realisation of the of the collective rejection to believe that anything actually exists outside of Cork City. Fans of the champ, and lord knows they are many, are dying to see him perform the “Redfm“, the “EveningEcho” and the more recent “leap into the air, block out the sun and vote No to Lisbon“.

Thrill to their exploits!

AWESOME RETRO COMIC DOC SAVAGE DINO ROBOT STAR WARS

An thus begins “RETROOF”, Shane’s Annual Awesome Retro Space Off Week. A contest of dastardly ingenuity, horrific integrity and brazen negligence for science. For one week I am posting all-retro baby-doll and I hope you’ll join me in a tyrade of vindictive, self-righteousness in an Apocolypse of cult referencing. I want to see your original(yet nostalgic) photoshops, comics, songs and vegetable effigies!

There’ll be a prize for my favourite.

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(What… Were you expecting some culture?)

Firstly Iron Man is a not simply your run of the mill,next in line, superpowered cash in. What may have started as the next “which superhero fanbase will we analy rape for their monthly comic book allowance next?” film, slowly became a defining break in genre.

We may turn our noses up at the yet another genre cash but we forget that the genre system is the very foundation that cinema is built on. For every unique and completely original film there are hundreds of film-makers that do not have the liberty (or cash) to stay from the Hollwood designtaed Money Genre. In the 1930’s it was Ganster films, 1950’s it was melodrama’s and until the end of the century it was just a shitload of thrillers.

But great movies can be found in these genre’s, sometimes even the best. They reflect society, their sadness, hope and desires. King Vidor and Hitchcock were genre directors and so was, to a lesser, Tony Richardson. Today we’ve simply traded in the “American Dream” for the “American Laser-Beams-Shooting-From-My-Eyes-And-Being-Able-To-Fly Fantasy.

So what makes Iron Man different from its counterparts? Firstly this is the first Marvel film produced by Marvel’s own production company. This means Marvel get to hold the massive Baseball Bat that has “Whatever The Fuck We Want” engraved on the handle. No longer do the films have to be sugar coated and dummed down. No longer will someone from Nip/Tuck play the “supposed to horribly disfigured because of a lab accident guy but lets make him SUPER-handsome because he’s the guy from nip/tuck” Villian.

Furthermore because all marvel films from now on will be under one production company each film will be representaive of a single New and evolved Marvel Universe with a unified timeline. Long story short, the actions and consequences of one film will be felt in all future films. As a brief nod to their newfound power, Tony Stark will make a briefappearence in the new Hulk film(the new hulk film with a completely different cast including John Hurt and Edward Norton. Check out those casting chops.)

The true hidden gem of this film is director John Favreau. Favreau was principally a comedy actor and ejoyed brief directorial success with Elf(which I recommend with a warm fuzzy heart). Favreau Really comes into his own in this film. His action shots are magnificent, almost flawless, and his characters display true depth, emotion and intelligence. Except for Gwenyth Palthrow but she’s really a dead weight anyway. Who the fuck cast her by the way?

This film owes itself to hard work and strong personal involvement. Favreau and Robert Downey Jr’s revised script was devised daily before each scene. They took what was essentially a weak script and elevated it to truly Dark, snappy wit. The gloriously dry dialogue was akin to Bogart in The Big Sleep. They put alot of themselves into this flim and shows.

While special effects are slowly becoming a mute point as technology progresses CGI so near to apoint of absolut realism (with a faint white outline around it) Iron Man’s deserves a special mention. For one the airplane scene is notable. The convention is to do everything by computer. “Iron Man” films the real sky for for the cgi iron man to be placed against. Because of this the sky is pefect. The clouds are incredibly real(because they are) and the sun is flawless.

And like a true action epic Iron man dares to cut out as much cgi as it can and just Blow up a load of shit. You can’t beat real fire and you can’t beat John Favreau himself sitting shotgun with a camera in a humvee, going fifty miles per hour, behind a humvee going fifty miles an hour which explodes and flips over!

Theres alot to be said about brainless action films but this film was shot with careful dexterity and a beautiful intelligece. Everything was done so it facilitated our adrenaline gland pumping out maximum awesome and presented itself as one of the most dynamic, feasible and relateable Tony Stark’s ,or indeed any super hero, yet. I have plenty more to say but its 2:45 and I have two tests tomorrow.

Oh and Jeff Bridges, powerful, deep, believably friendly and believably phycotic. Give that man some sort of acting award.

Iron Man 4/5

I expect them to go something like this:

Better than ‘Baracky’?

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