The Journal of Integrity

Today I did the following:

• Got up early.
• Had 2.5 cups of coffee.
• 1 cup of tea.
• 6.5 portions of fruit.
• 0 portions of chocolate.
• Went to all my classes.
• Moved, pulled, pushed or lifted a total of 55,600kg.
• Met up with Catherine and Conor,
• Organised an evening out with Eoin Winning for tomorrow at 6.30pm in Mutton Lane, all welcome.
• Did two assignments not due for a long time.
• Forgot my wallet.
• Wrote this blog post.
• Talked with my girlfriend on the phone for about an hour.

Not an overly hectic day but it still seems busy. Moral of the story? Come tomorrow to the Mutton Lane tomorrow at 6.30.

Well, I just got a job in Dublin in a big multinational company. I’m delighted, really am thrilled, wanted this job pretty badly. I won’t be starting there until after Christmas so don’t start missing me just yet.

And to make him feel loved I’ve changed the site to make him feel more at home.

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I can’t decide which of the two this is.

I’m leaning towards fucking weird cat lady.. but a cute one.
Exhibit A (click to see full size)

Exhibit B:

Update: Ok, so now I’m leaning towards absolutely batshit insane.

Protip: Listen to this while doing the adventure for maximum wat.

I think I’m in trouble…

But it feels so good.
Greasy. Warm. Familiar. Actionable.

Just when I needed a lift in my mood I find this gem.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m in dire need of help. As you all know the thing I talk about most revolves around how studly and macho and brilliant I am. The second most talked about topic of mine is rowing. This weekend, friday and saturday the 11th and 12th of july, I shall be competing in the National Rowing Championships and would really like your support.

The event is on in inniscarra dam (in farren woods). A small band of faithful allies to cheer us on to victory would be good. This event is the culmination of 10 months and hundreds of hours of training and is the reason why I see much of you less often then I would like. My race on saturday will probably be the most exciting and is on at about 4 o’clock in the afternoon which will be followed by a drinking session the likes of which has never been seen so please do come I would really appreciate the support.

tl;dr

Please come support me, 4pm, farren woods, boozing to follow.

I passed my exams! It only took 3 attempts and 2 years but I’m finally CSIII lol!