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The League of Awesomeness, you decide.

Was a great day yesterday.

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Its called a warthog and it is defintely not a Puma

The Journal Of Integrity’s “original” feature film “The Thing That Ate The Economy!” was met with mixed reviews last night.

One cold-hearted press-monkey observed “Its just King Kong with a wad of cash photshopped in instead of Fay Ray”. He went on further to say “personally i liked King Kong but the story kind of loses something when you replace Fay Ray with a giant wad of cash.”

“Personally I loved the film. The anti-capitolist symbolism and the use of giant monkeys as an metaphor for the “New Depression” of 2008 was simply beautiful.”-Director Shane Ormond

Fleeing crowds were reportedly “largely unimpressed” by the penny pinching Destructo-Bot.

Alan Barkely, from Dudley in Birminghan, was holidaying in New York when he was killed by the non-brand name monster. “I’ve never been killed by a worse monster,” Alan said, “and I’ve been attacked by a guy in the orginal Godzilla suit when shopping in Londis.”

This new action will undoubtebly have huge financial reprocutions for the super-hero industry. Reports indicate that iron-man is currently looking into the prices ofzinc, aluminum, copper, tin, nickle and titanium.

“Powering up” is almost undetectable to the untrained eye.

The 2008 olympics has come under scrutiny again today as yet another major “Power-up” ring exploded into public view today. A truck carrying the lucratively obscure cargo spilled its contents when it veered to avoid an oncoming antrpomorphic aligator.

Innocent onlookers, caught in the crossfire grew to twice their size, gained super-speed and turned a variety of colours. Alan Barkley(26), from Dudley in Birmingham, “sprouted a racoon tail” that allowed him to fly for “no apparent reason”.

The shipment is said to have contained more than two million dollars worth of “power-ups” believed to be intended for high ranking olympic athlethes.

Not since a discus thrower from North-Korea went “super-saiyan” in 1996 has the Olympics seen such an uproar.

I have a bit of an obsession with nth dimensional cubes. Basic math but interesting to me. I just found this.

It’s a 3d representation of a four dimensional nth dimensional cube. I’m slightly aroused.

Assembly was crafted in the fires of fail and is the closest computer equivalent to a sweaty paedophile that I can think of.

section	.text
global _start

_start:

mov	edx,len
mov	ecx,msg
mov	ebx,1
mov	eax,4
int	0x80

mov	eax,1
int	0x80

section	.data

msg	db	'Hello, world!',0xa
len	equ	$ - msg