A terrifying struggle engulfs our fair city, a battle of monstrous proportions!
In the blue corner, standing at just over 4 stories tall, its Culture-tron! This young challenger is a result of a devestating culture explosion located near Cork Opera House. Fan’s of Culture-tron will be hoping to see his signature moves “Spiegeltent!‘, the “Marquee” and the all new “Robodoc“, a move learned from his mighty Amsterdam counterpart.
In the very very red corner, standing at 6 stories tall and Cork’s reigning champion is Xenophobosaur! A hulking mass of glorious claustrophobia, this creature is a composite realisation of the of the collective rejection to believe that anything actually exists outside of Cork City. Fans of the champ, and lord knows they are many, are dying to see him perform the “Redfm“, the “EveningEcho” and the more recent “leap into the air, block out the sun and vote No to Lisbon“.
Thrill to their exploits!
