The Journal of Integrity

I thought I better post this rather effective *cough* video against smoking pot.
Drug are bad mmkay

I think I’m in trouble…

But it feels so good.
Greasy. Warm. Familiar. Actionable.

The most senior judge in Saudi Arabia has said it is permissible to kill the owners of satellite TV channels which broadcast immoral programmes.

I hate religion…

You might not realise it based on this video, but the members of this band kick massive ass when they play together as God Fires Man. Their new single ‘Happy Unhappy’ is just about perfect. Here they are as their alter egos in Gay for Johnny Depp; this song is called ‘Belief in God is so Adorable’.

Just when I needed a lift in my mood I find this gem.

Jenny’s Omlette

I wipe the yolk from my clumsy hands
as the egg shatters around the pan,

I reach for more to start again
Will i ever manage to feed my Jen?

- Eoin