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Today I did the following:

• Got up early.
• Had 2.5 cups of coffee.
• 1 cup of tea.
• 6.5 portions of fruit.
• 0 portions of chocolate.
• Went to all my classes.
• Moved, pulled, pushed or lifted a total of 55,600kg.
• Met up with Catherine and Conor,
• Organised an evening out with Eoin Winning for tomorrow at 6.30pm in Mutton Lane, all welcome.
• Did two assignments not due for a long time.
• Forgot my wallet.
• Wrote this blog post.
• Talked with my girlfriend on the phone for about an hour.

Not an overly hectic day but it still seems busy. Moral of the story? Come tomorrow to the Mutton Lane tomorrow at 6.30.

In a disgraceful display of Hirioshimic proportions, Amy Winehouse, the drugged up drug loving druggy, has yet again made an absolute twat of herself. The Boozy Brit spent a mere fourteen-and-a-half minutes in rambunctious rebel rocker Pete Doherty’s house before emerging completely munted. High on crack and multi-participant sex (we assume), she staggered from the house tearing at her clothes (and glowing green).
Dave Jones (42, father of three, lover of golf, fan of dépêche mode, husband, mammal and “scientist”) told Sex Attack News exclusively that Amy’s fluorescent ambience was likely the result of an enormous dose of Gamma radiation. It seems that for Amy heroine was only a gateway drug to lethal doses of radiation. Sources believe Amy has been snorting isotopes, smoking particles and rubbing protons on her gums for some time now.
Howling like a drunken slag she began mutating into a 50ft high B-movie Boozer. Deftly challenging the laws of physics (no respect for authority) and growing at 2 ft a second the washed up star was bigger than a house in moments. Sex Attack News’ expert photographer was on the scene to snap an exclusive look up the great beast’s skirt. Unfortunately he was, along with his camera, exclusively eaten by Amy Winehouse.
The disgraced star continued on an unbridled rampage of pure adrenaline soaked action throughout the city of London. Killing almost 14000 people, the highlights included deep-throating Big Ben, snorting the entire contents of a school bus and ordering a Big Mac Meal with a full fat Coke. The whole Ordeal came to a an end in an epic battle with a giant mutant Lily Allen which degenerated into a session of gratuitous projectile vomiting, the result of colossal amounts of radioactive poisoning and a Big Mac Meal with a full fat Coke .

Well, I just got a job in Dublin in a big multinational company. I’m delighted, really am thrilled, wanted this job pretty badly. I won’t be starting there until after Christmas so don’t start missing me just yet.

Well, I’ve decided that It’s time to stop lamenting Alosha and move on with the blog. We need to all start blogging a bit more and so to inspire us all I’ve decided to change the theme and I’m also requesting a new banner.

Go go go!

Moar content nao!

And to make him feel loved I’ve changed the site to make him feel more at home.

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Better dead than red. I resign.